Fun with Maps 135&136

I haven’t written in a while. I didn’t mow the lawn for a long time either and that was a friggin’ nightmare to fix. Well here goes.

Map 135 was on Facebook today. While I do not endorse Jill Stein, the Green Party Candidate for the President of the United States, I do endorse this map! It shows all the states in which voters will be able to vote for Stein. Ballots in the dark green states already contain Jill Stein’s name. As you can see, that’s a majority of the country. Wyoming, New Hampshire, and Connecticut apparently may join the majority. The yellow, gold, and red states also have a path to seeing the candidate on the ballot. The only state left is South Dakota. I guess South Dakotans won’t be able to vote for Jill Stein. I will encourage them (and everyone else) to vote for Hillary Clinton instead. She is the best chance this country has to avoid a Donald Trump presidency, a three word phrase so sickening I contemplated not typing it (the only reason I did was to maintain a coherent sentence).

Map 135

So I’m with Hillary, that should be clear by now. If you cannot vote for Hillary, however, because of something you believe, go ahead and vote for Jill Stein or Gary Johnson. Just don’t vote for Donald Trump. Donald Trump is a nightmare and would be disastrous to our country (and possibly the planet). He’s nothing more than a loud-mouthed celebrity looking for attention.

Speaking of celebrities seeking attention, Map 136 concerns David Hasselhoff. Mr. Hasselhoff is hosting a five-day celebrity cruise of the Mediterranean in November, 2017. The ship will depart from Savona, Italy and makes stops in Rome, Barcelona, and Marseille before returning to Savona. Cruise tickets start at just 599 Euros if you’re interested. While I’d love to travel Europe and the Mediterranean Sea, I think I have a thing that week. Beth’s parents are taking a European River Cruise this Fall. That should be fun despite lack of 90s actor cred.

Map 136



If you take anything from this edition of Fun with Maps, let it be that I don’t endorse Jill Stein’s Presidential Candidacy or David Hasselhoff’s Cruise. I endorse maps! Now off to bed.


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